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  ALSO BY LOLITA FILES

  Scenes from a Sistah

  Getting to the Good Part

  Blind Ambitions

  Child of God

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  This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

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  ISBN-10: 0-7432-4956-9

  ISBN-13: 978-0-7432-4956-0

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  This book is dedicated to my wonderful,

  magnificent, splendiferous mother

  —Lillie Belle Files—

  the most beautiful woman

  in the whole wide world.

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  To God for everything. To my family. To all my friends. To the fans who waited. To anyone who has ever supported me and to anyone who ever will. To my agent, editors, publisher, and all the bookstores. Thanks for everything. Have a wing and a smile.

  Additional note: No chickens were harmed during the writing of this book, although many were consumed in their posthumous state.

  chicken (chi•kn) (origin, Middle English chiken, from Old English cicen young chicken; akin to Old English cocc cock)

  n 1 a : the common domestic fowl (Gallus gallus ) kept for its eggs or meat, especially a young one b: any of various similar or related birds or their young c: meat from such a bird 2 slang a : COWARD b : any of various contests in which the participants risk personal safety in order to see which one will give up first 3 slang : a young woman 4 [short for CHICKENSHIT] vulgar slang : petty details 5 : a young gay male, especially as sought by an older man 6 [short for CHICKENHEAD] vulgar slang (origin, hip-hop) a : a woman who seeks men for their money; GOLDDIGGER b : a promiscuous woman or girl c : a crack addict who performs oral sex for crack or money d : a young woman e: a female who is a talkative nuisance, seeming to “cluck” too much and wander about without purpose, like a chicken f : GROUPIE

  adj 1 a : AFRAID b : TIMID; COWARDLY 2 slang a : insistent on petty details of duty or discipline b : PETTY; UNIMPORTANT

  intransitive verb 1 [usually used with OUT] slang : to act in a cowardly manner; lose one’s nerve

  chicken (chi•kn) (origin, Middle English chiken, from Old English cicen young chicken; akin to Old English cocc cock)

  n 1 a : the common domestic fowl (Gallus gallus ) kept for its eggs or meat, especially a young one b: any of various similar or related birds or their young c: meat from such a bird 2 slang a : COWARD b : any of various contests in which the participants risk personal safety in order to see which one will give up first 3 slang : a young woman 4 [short for CHICKENSHIT] vulgar slang : petty details 5 : a young gay male, especially as sought by an older man 6 [short for CHICKENHEAD] vulgar slang (origin, hip-hop) a : a woman who seeks men for their money; GOLDDIGGER b : a promiscuous woman or girl c : a crack addict who performs oral sex for crack or money d : a young woman e: a female who is a talkative nuisance, seeming to “cluck” too much and wander about without purpose, like a chicken f : GROUPIE

  adj 1 a : AFRAID b : TIMID; COWARDLY 2 slang a : insistent on petty details of duty or discipline b : PETTY; UNIMPORTANT

  intransitive verb 1 [usually used with OUT] slang : to act in a cowardly manner; lose one’s nerve

  PART 1

  Cluct

  Photo Finish

  “Is it bad luck to be eaten the night before you get married?”

  A uniform gasp cut through the room.

  “Reesy,” Misty said as she rose from the velvet sofa—one of three in the bridal chamber. “That’s way too much information for you to be sharing.”

  She smoothed the front of her eggshell-colored dress and checked for wrinkles on the short train that trailed behind. She looked over at her best friend, Reesy, sitting at a small cherry-wood desk, wearing an elaborate ivory wedding gown, getting a manicure.

  “It’s bad enough you’re going out of your way to do everything bass-ackwards,” said Reesy’s mother, who was uptight because she couldn’t dictate the structure of the occasion. “Do you have to defy every convention? You’re the only one who’s supposed to be in any kind of white. This is your day. A bride should be the centerpiece of everything at her wedding.”

  Reesy glanced up at her mother, their eyes meeting in a brief standoff. Tyrene Snowden’s severe gaze remained fixed upon her daughter. After a moment, Reesy laughed and looked down at her hands.

  “Please, Tyrene. We all know it ain’t no virgins in this room, but isn’t it nice we get to pretend? Be happy and let everybody fake the funk for a minute. When was the last time you got to wear white?”

  Tyrene tossed her turbaned head and walked to the window, the hem of her bone-hued African gown making a shuffling sound as her tiny heels clickety-clacked across the floor. The fact that Reesy never addressed her as “Mother” never seemed much more than one of several annoying traits of an insolent only child. Tyrene found herself resenting it now.

  “I hope motherhood will finally make you grow up,” she said, her back to everyone. “Everything in life is not a joke. Some situations warrant a level of respect.”

  “Who’s laughing?” Reesy asked. “I’m not about to lie to anybody by walking down that aisle like I’m some sort of saint. How stupid is that anyway, wearing white when you’re pregnant?”

  She wished Tyrene would shut up. The last thing Reesy wanted today was the typical heaping plate of antagonism her mother dished out.

  “You’re only three and a half months,” Tyrene replied. “It’s not like your stomach is huge.”

  Tyrene was right. Reesy wouldn’t appear pregnant to someone who didn’t know. She was still all long limbs and taut muscle, her body not yet giving over to the softness of maternity. Her breasts were lush, but not stuffed, as was her perfect erstwhile stripper’s rear. Reesy’s tight, graceful dancer’s body was still the envy of her friends.

  “I’m pregnant, period,” she said, “which means I’m not pure, which everybody, including my fiancé, already knows. Please. If I had a dollar for every man who’s seen my naked—”

  “Reesy.” Grandma Tyler’s brow was a series of subtle creases. Soft furrows, not the severe folds that come from the familiarity of worry. Her small, delicate frame was tucked in an armchair near the window, enveloped in chiffon. “Don’t mess with your mama. Besides the fact that she’s been waiting a long time to see this day, she’s right. It ain’t fit to have everybody dressed like you.” She picked an invisible piece of lint from her dress and flicked it away. “You s’posed to stand out. This day is for the bride.”

  “Bump all that bride business,” Reesy answered. “The fact that I’m doing this at all is outrageous enough. And we’re not all dressed exactly alike. You’ve got on ecru, Tyrene’s in bone, Misty’s in eggshell, they’ve got on cream.” She pointed at Peggy James and Shawnee Warren, bridesmaids who had been in Misty’s wedding just four months before. “And I’ve got on ivory. It’s not all the same color. It’s more like…variations on a theme.”

  “What’s the difference?” Tyrene countered. “It all looks absurd.”

  “The difference is, I needed a show of solidarity from my girls, alright? Can I at least have that much on my wedding day?”

  Reesy looked around
the sumptuous chamber filled with towering vases of long-stemmed white lilies, row upon row of white roses, and endless bouquets of baby’s breath. Everything white. The pungent floral scent that permeated the space was as overwhelming as the presence of the color itself.

  “Look at all this stuff. Shades of white everywhere. Tyrene, your ability to whip up a last-minute extravaganza never ceases to amaze.” Reesy’s eyes scanned everyone, her yellow cheeks flushed with color. “Don’t you feel like a virgin?” she said to Misty. “Don’t y’all feel brand-new?”

  Peggy and Shawnee gave each other a quick glance.

  Tyrene looked back at her daughter with fire in her eyes. She needed to explode at something. The fact that her Reesy was desecrating such an important event and disregarding everything she had to say about it had her building to a rapid boil.

  “Sometimes superstition is based in truth,” she said.

  “Oh my. Now the super-attorney who never tolerates foolish talk wants to scare me with ancient folklore. Ooooooh.” Reesy waved her hands. “I ain’t got on nothing old, nothing new, nothing borrowed, or nothing blue.” She threw her head back and laughed, an over-the-top move that startled them all. She was deliberately taunting her mother now.

  “Tyrene, think about how ridiculous you sound,” she said. “If my marriage can be doomed because I wasn’t the only one wearing a certain color, then it didn’t stand a chance to begin with, now did it?”

  The other women were quiet. The air was electric with the tension that hung between mother and daughter.

  Tyrene didn’t respond, but the sound of sucking teeth could be heard clear across the room.

  “I’m only doing this wedding for y’all anyway,” Reesy said. “If it was up to me, Dandre and I would be in Vegas right now. This Valentine’s Day whooptee-woo is definitely not my style.”

  Tyrene huffed and clickety-clacked her tiny bone heels out of the room.

  Reesy ignored her mother as Vixen Ames, the bridesmaid who had been giving her the manicure, grabbed her fingers so she could finish shaping the nails.

  “Not too hard, Vix. These aren’t acrylic.”

  Misty, still standing, walked over to Reesy and touched her braids, which were bound on her head in a topknot. Soft tendrils fell around her face.

  “You’re beautiful,” Misty whispered above her.

  She understood what Reesy must have been feeling. They’d been friends for more than twenty-five years, since the second grade. In the past few years, Misty had bounced from Fort Lauderdale, to Atlanta, and now New York, in search of the next best things in career and love. Reesy followed wherever she went, trying her hand at everything from exotic dancing, a disastrous turn as Misty’s administrative assistant, and starring in a popular off-Broadway production.

  The two were always side by side, looking out for each other.

  After what felt like a lifetime of borderline-psychotic, drama-filled relationships, Misty had married the man she considered her soul mate in a touching ceremony just a few months before. The wedding had been a heady moment for her—a celebration of life, love, and expanded possibilities. She knew Reesy was just as giddy about Dandre, despite how cool she seemed now.

  “I don’t know why you’re trying to act so hard,” said Misty.

  “You know you’re as excited about this as every one of us in here.”

  Reesy didn’t answer. Misty leaned closer.

  “If you’re scared, say you’re scared. I know you, remember? I know how you act when you’re nervous about something.”

  Reesy looked up at her and grinned.

  “The only thing that scares me is the thought that I’ll never see another dick again.”

  Misty gave her head a gentle shove and walked away.

  “You’re never going to change, are you, girl?” Peggy said.

  “What for? Just because I’m getting married? It’s gonna take more than that to get me to hang up my hat.”

  The girls all laughed.

  “So…who was it that ate your pussy last night?”

  The question came from a raspy voice across the room. Grandma Tyler sat in the armchair, poker-faced, waiting. Everyone but Reesy was shocked.

  “I’ll never tell,” she said.

  “That means Dandre,” Misty replied. “Don’t let this old dog make y’all think she’s got new tricks. That man has her strung out. Otherwise she wouldn’t be here right now.”

  Reesy looked down, trying to hide the delirious joy squishing its way through every pore of her being. In a few more minutes, she would be Mrs. Dandre LeRon Hilliard.

  The thought of it made her feel like she could fly.

  Tyrene stood in the hall outside the bridal chamber, her lips pressed tight.

  “Unfasten your trap, woman,” her husband said, coming up behind her. “Today is a happy day. You’ve got to relax.”

  “How can I when our daughter never does anything right?” She was so upset, she was shaking.

  “That’s not fair,” Tyrone replied. He leaned back in surprise when he felt the tremors running through her. “What’s wrong with you, woman? Why on earth are you shaking so?”

  “Because,” she said. “That daughter of yours. Teresa is so contrary, always has been. She has to ruin everything, even her own wedding day.”

  Tyrone gave her a sympathetic smile.

  “You’re just angry because she didn’t do things your way. That doesn’t mean she’s wrong. Let go, Tyrene. I have. Let her be free to be the woman she is. Sela.”

  Sela was his word for “amen.” He’d been saying it for years. He’d never meant it as much as he did now.

  Tyrone turned her around so she was facing him. Her eyes were glistening as she looked up at the distinguished, stalwart, confident man who had been by her side for more than forty years. His stout, imposing stature perfectly offset her wiry, diminutive figure.

  Her gaze drifted to his beard. She knew every hair of it—the gray ones, the black ones, and the curve of the follicles that housed them. She knew where his bones were buried because they were her bones too.

  They’d been revolutionaries, side by side as Black Panthers in the sixties. They’d even changed their names together; her birth name was Agnes Marie, his was Daavid. He was a man she’d made millions with. She’d built a stronghold with him in South Florida that was admired and unrivaled. There were no other law firms like theirs. They’d turned down judgeships and public office to be together to run their empire. And though she would never admit it, her strength came from him. Without Tyrone, Tyrene was but so much sound and fury, signifying nothing.

  “Let our daughter go,” he said. “That can be our gift to her.”

  “I don’t know how,” she said in a small voice. “I’m afraid to.”

  Tyrone grabbed her in a tight hug, the full beard brushing a familiar spot along the top of her cheek.

  “She’s got a good man,” he said. “I’m as sure of that as I am of my own name. Relax, dear. We can’t hold her anyway. Our baby girl broke loose from us a long time ago.”

  Tyrene leaned into him, her arms wrapped around his thick waist. She took a deep breath, then released it, letting her tense body go limp against her husband.

  The door to the bridal chamber opened as Shawnee stepped out in search of the bathroom.

  Tyrene’s eyes met Reesy’s. Both women’s lips turned up in the same soft curve of a smile as the door between them inched itself closed.

  The bridal party stood together at the front of the room.

  The big-faced pastor beamed, his eyes closed, nodding his head in silent appreciation as the beautiful sounds of chamber music washed over everyone, engulfing them all in a big ball of bliss.

  Tyrene held Tyrone’s hand. Grandma Tyler clutched her palms together, shaking her head with heartfelt joy.

  Dandre’s father sat on the other side of the aisle, a flaxenhaired, nubile trinket a mere one-third of his sixty-six years attached to his elbow. One would never guess he was
in his sixties. George Hilliard, M.D.—Hill to his friends—was a handsome man: six-four, fit, athletic, with a thick mane of salt-and-pepper curls trimmed neat and low and a well-manicured goatee that gave him an air of suave mystique and sophistication. He had thick brows and whimsical eyes that danced like he was on his way to a good time, or had just come from one.

  He was going through what he called his white-girl phase. Alyssa, the bauble beside him, was ripped straight from the pages of Blondes for Dummies or Tiger Woods’s Women 101: she had the requisite fake boobs, the perfect golden salon-induced tan, an ass that had been stair-stepped to life, the bluest eyes, the perkiest nose that money could buy, and hair so sun-streaked, it gave off a glare.

  Hill had promised his friends in the know that this phase wouldn’t last for long. He was a Howard professor, for goodness’s sake, and felt an obligation to uphold the virtues of all things black and historical. He didn’t dare sport his ofays, as he called them, anywhere near campus or around D.C. It was pure indoor action when he was on his own turf. But this wedding was in New York, a good-enough distance away, and Alyssa was a road-trip kind of girl. He intended to give her up in time, but she was so much fun. Alyssa was agile and willing, and so were some of her friends, so he was finding her a bit difficult to cut loose. At least for the nonce.

  His hand was on her golden upper thigh as his head teetered in an awkward balancing act. He was trying to hold it as straight as he could. The struggle came compliments of a Courvoisier stupor gained at the glorious bachelor bash he’d given his only son the night before.

  “That party was one for the books,” he said to Alyssa, his voice a mix of gravel and stone.

  “Ssssh,” the pastor admonished, not bothering to investigate the source of the disruption. Tyrene rolled her eyes and harrumphed at Hill and his white girl. The two of them didn’t sit well at all with her former revolutionary spirit.